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Post by na'ima vanderbilt. on Aug 10, 2010 21:39:51 GMT -8
post a text from here that the person above would have sent your character last night. it's hilarious, we did this over on gttg and i lol'd so hard half the time. btw i got this from tiana, thank you bb. <3
first of all...stop making excuses. second of all...fuck the surgeon generals warning
[/i][/color] ------- thanks a lot. -_-[/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by samuele vitale. on Aug 10, 2010 21:45:46 GMT -8
i keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
[/i][/color] ------- oops, those were from the bachelor party, which you weren't supposed to see. however, i wouldn't mind double teaming you with gabe. :) [/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] stole your code.<3 |
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Post by arizona breckenridge. on Aug 11, 2010 7:23:05 GMT -8
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
[/i][/color] ------- i didn't know you could actually be nice. i'm impressed by your commitment to getting some. [/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by julietdeveraux on Aug 11, 2010 20:53:25 GMT -8
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
[/i][/color] ------- hahahahaha! that is all.[/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by eva on Aug 11, 2010 20:58:15 GMT -8
the amount of pregnancy tests i've taken in my life is unhealthy.
[/i][/color] ------- it's callllled birth control, bebe. live it, learn it, love it.[/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by annie on Aug 12, 2010 11:10:17 GMT -8
can i make a contribution to your sperm bank? or are you against swallowing?
[/i][/color] ---- that's not even funny!
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Aug 13, 2010 21:01:56 GMT -8
your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
[/i][/color] ------- it's my man cave what i do in there none of your business anyways.[/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by samuele vitale. on Aug 13, 2010 21:31:37 GMT -8
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
[/i][/color] ------- best. weed. EVER.[/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Aug 13, 2010 21:35:10 GMT -8
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
[/i][/color] ------- that was more then just the weed talking dude.[/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by eva on Aug 13, 2010 21:45:13 GMT -8
congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
[/i][/color] ------- ...i really hope you don't mean me.[/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by thatcher on Aug 13, 2010 21:50:54 GMT -8
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
[/i][/color] ------- for the fiftieth time those were strippers and it was not a horse, it was a bench. never letting you drink that much again.[/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by brisbane windsor. on Aug 13, 2010 22:02:57 GMT -8
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
[/i][/color] ------- there are... no words.[/sub] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote]
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Post by annie on Aug 14, 2010 11:51:33 GMT -8
she had the biggest vagina i've ever seen.
[/i][/color] ---- you texted the wrong number, sir.
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Post by cordelia rhodes on Aug 14, 2010 21:02:14 GMT -8
she went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
[/i][/color] ---- this is why you need to start getting drunk with us.
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Post by bristol alexandar. on Aug 14, 2010 21:31:41 GMT -8
i'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
[/i][/color] ---- they are never going to fit, just give up now.
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