. tastes like sin

[seely]

^{----- i guess when you "summer in paris" you're meant to come back at the end of summer and not in october. who knew?}

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[jayden mattias gates]

------ _{luke was convinced you must have landed your ass in jail or something.}

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[seely]

^{----- funny you mention that... i came back just in time though or else you would've found yourself in jail. luke was all ready to let you decimate sam.}

[jayden mattias gates]

------ _{it would have been worth it..}

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[seely]

^{----- until your girlfriend dumped you and he pressed charges... okay, well, at least until he pressed charges because i'm pretty sure delilah wouldn't dump you. what ended up happening when she found out anyways? i was quite shocked you were walking the next day haha}

[jayden mattias gates]

------ _{she yelled, i yelled, and then we got naked and made up, obvs.}

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[seely]

^{----- you better not be joking with me cus i swear to god i'm going to throw you a fucking party if you're not.}

[jayden mattias gates]

------ _{i wish i wasnt. throw me a party anyway?}

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[seely]

^{----- i was so happy for you there for a minute... no. you get a party once you've hit that, until then you're just wanking to her picture every night. poor thing.}

[jayden mattias gates]

------_{thanks man, your so compassionate.}

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[seely]

^{----- i said poor thing, didn't i? this is exactly why i avoid virgins. though i think she might be worth, she used to be a gymnast so she's all flexible and shit, take advantage of that once she does allow acces to the ladygarden hahaha.}

[jayden mattias gates]

------_{your lucky we're friends. .}

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[seely]

^{----- i think if we look at all the sexually suggestive jokes i've made about your girlfriend and her flexibilty this one was actually quite tame. :)}

[jayden mattias gates]

------_{...that was before she was my girlfriend, but point taken.}

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[seely]

^{----- and before i was talking about i could use that flexibility, this time i said how you'd benefit from the flexibility. is she still friends with any of the girls she used to train with because i bet they'd be extra flexible, you should hook that up.}