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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 25, 2010 20:22:32 GMT -8
because you're stupid, that's why not. (: nah, i don't think it would be that fun to be famous. i think the public would frown upon my general sluttiness.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 25, 2010 20:42:16 GMT -8
------- you could reform, revirginize, wear a purity ring and have tea with the disney kids and kiss babies and rescue puppies and hump one of the jonas kids on the dl.
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 25, 2010 20:45:43 GMT -8
i'd really rather not, levi. i'd really rather not. besides, i kind of like my general sluttiness. no reason to fix what ain't broke.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 25, 2010 20:56:46 GMT -8
------- then you could hump selena gomez or that slutty one, i'd like pictures of that, please and thanks. ;] i kind of like your general slutniess when it's directed in my direction too so i think you should roll with what's working for you.
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 25, 2010 21:14:00 GMT -8
jesus, levi, would you stop suggesting i hump underage children? it's slightly disturbing. besides, i so don't go for girls. not unless i'm completely shitfaced, and even then i don't usually do it. you would like my sluttiness when it has to do with you. i take back what i said earlier about you being a woman.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 25, 2010 21:20:21 GMT -8
------- actually selena just turned eighteen, i no longer feel like a pedophile when i check her out while my sister is watching her stupid fucking show. then we should get you and her completely shitfaced, beyond shitfaced. i'd say thank you but i knew i wasn't a woman all along so....
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 25, 2010 21:23:19 GMT -8
still creepy, levi. still creepy. you would want to watch me hookup with a girl. too bad it probably won't happen again for a long, long time and you weren't there for the last occurrence of such a rare event. alright, you're not a woman, but you are a toolbag. (:
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 25, 2010 21:30:03 GMT -8
------- no, no it's not. lusting after the slutty one or the emo one, that's creepy, selena gomez is all legal now. ;D what straight male wouldn't want to watch you hook up with another girl? we need to go out more so i can be there should it happen again. a toolbag is better then being called a vaginaaa.
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 25, 2010 21:32:35 GMT -8
wait, so, which one's the slutty one and which one's the mo one? i'm not a watcher of the disney channel as you are. hahahaha. you know, i'd rather not hook up with a girl while i'm shitfaced, to tell you the truth. besides, every time it's happened so far, it's been with one of my friends, which is just uncomfortable when we regain our senses. OKAY TOOLBAG. (:
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 25, 2010 21:49:00 GMT -8
------- hannah montana, and then the annoying girl on that show about a show - that sounds confusing... you make it sound like i watch it because i want to. you'd rather be sobe so you could properly enjoy the experience, i could help arrange that. ;] lmfao. at least i can admit i'm an asshole.
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 26, 2010 3:32:20 GMT -8
so which one's the slutty one and which one's the emo one? i thought they were both slutty? ahaha oh levi. sometimes i feel like i wouldn't be surprised if you watched disney because you wanted to. and yes. i'm so proud that you can admit you're an ass. i guess it's better than being delusional.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 26, 2010 8:23:27 GMT -8
------- hannah is a slut. and the emo one is the other one, thank god thisbe is obsessed with the emo one. yeah, i kind of want to shoot myself when i have to sit with thiz to watch it so... yeah, delusions aren't good, they're only disappointing. like me and kim kardashian, it's never going to happen. though if justin bieber can land her, idk how i couldn't.
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 26, 2010 9:00:30 GMT -8
ohhh you're talking about the orange one. she fake tans too much. don't let your sister get into that, levi. it's a straight road to melanoma from there. ohhh you would want kim kardashian. couldn't you at least fantasize about somebody who has an IQ higher than that of a rock?
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 26, 2010 16:03:35 GMT -8
------- she looks really pale to me on the show, but that's the only time i've seen her really. she tans like my mom she won't ever need a fake tan lol so don't worry. i just want to fuck her not marry her and have kids lol.
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 26, 2010 16:27:40 GMT -8
well, that's good. don't want anybody getting skin cancer or anything. but still. kim kardashian? there are plenty of other hot, smart celebrities out there that you could dream about fucking instead.
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