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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 24, 2010 20:27:16 GMT -8
------- yeah, i guess it is. well you've got sam so you're half way there. :/
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 24, 2010 20:31:55 GMT -8
ha! you knew i was alluding to sam! that's funny. i never knew that you didn't like him.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 24, 2010 20:34:51 GMT -8
------- he's such a fuckfist. there is just something off with him. and the way he treats delilah is ridiculous.
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 24, 2010 20:37:51 GMT -8
hahahah! you called sam a fuckfist! i think i like you a little bit more now, levi. he's a misogynist to the nth degree--he treats all women as badly as he treats delilah. i really don't know why i'm friends with him.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 24, 2010 20:45:28 GMT -8
------- so glad i've made you proud lmao. i'm just pissed off that delilah just lets him get away with it. because he's a good fuck? and i don't know how he could be...
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 24, 2010 20:48:27 GMT -8
delilah's a big girl. she can take care of herself. plus, if all goes well, she'll be moving in with me soon! and yes. sam's a great fuck. i will refrain from detailing why that is for the sake of your poor, virgin eyes, but yes. i guess that's why i keep him around.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 24, 2010 20:56:03 GMT -8
------- yeah, but when she's calling me at three in the morning crying because sam's gone off on her and calling her a whore. are you serious? wow, that's cool. i haven't been a virgin since befoe freshman year, pleaseee lol. we both know i'm like twenty times better though. ;]
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 24, 2010 20:59:59 GMT -8
sam is a douchebag, there's no doubt about that one. that's why i told her to come move in with me. she said she'd have to talk to her mom, but i dunno. mrs. whitlock loves me and my homemade caramel delights. it really shouldn't be an issue. and boy, i know you're no virgin, but i'm pretty sure you don't want to read about all the dirty things sam does. (; you might be twenty times better, but i really don't remember. it's been a long time, levi.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 24, 2010 21:03:49 GMT -8
------- lmfao you two would resort to bribery. i'd rather shoot myself in the eyes after stabbing myself with rusty pruining shears. it has, it has, but i'm more then willing to chnage that if you were interested. :]
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 24, 2010 21:06:57 GMT -8
whatever works, right? and, yes. that's what i thought. are you propositioning me? my, my, levi. and here, i thought i was never going to get into your pants again.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 24, 2010 21:14:54 GMT -8
------- hahaah i guess so. oh man, you guys as roommates. that's gonna be hilarious... today is just your lucky day isn't it? so what do you say?
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 24, 2010 21:19:08 GMT -8
can't you just picture it now? we'll run around saying, "hay is for horses and chickens and fish!" all the time. it'll be awesome. my lucky day, huh? well. i never say no to a proposition like that, so i suppose i'm in.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 24, 2010 21:22:33 GMT -8
------- the first time you guys prank call me at three in the morning you're dead. hahaha i love the consideration that went into that lol.
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Post by julietdeveraux on Jul 24, 2010 21:26:23 GMT -8
"do you have prince albert in a can? well, you better let him out because he's suffocating!" ha! that'll be the first call you get. please. since when have i ever considered who i have sex with? besides, i've already had sex with you before, so it's not even a big deal.
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Post by leviticus van zandt. on Jul 24, 2010 21:32:20 GMT -8
------- i will strangle the pair of you, trust. i will block your guys' numbers too. hahah it's not like i have any room to pick about indiscretion.
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