; bullet proof

[tanzie miller.]

<sub>please take this oreos away from me, k thanks.

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[michael washington.]

_{any other time you're calling me a fatty and swatting at my hands, i feel like this could be some kind of trojan horse trickery.}

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[tanzie miller.]

_{this is the one time fatty that I'm not joking. take them away!}

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[michael washington.]

_{are you sick or something? who just gives up their oreos?}

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[tanzie miller.]

_{someone who has had too many to even function.}

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[michael washington.]

_{lightweight. not possible.}

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[tanzie miller.]

_{you know you want the oreos, so take them!}

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[michael washington.]

_{you know the guy in zomebialnd with the twinkies? i would be that way about oreos.}

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[tanzie miller.]

_{TALLAHASSEE. I'm calling you that now.}

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[michael washington.]

_{thanks squirt. -_-}

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[tanzie miller.]

_{no problem! it's a good name you should be happy.}

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[michael washington.]

_{i'd never survive the zombie apocalypse though. i figure by the time it happens i actually will be a doctor, i'll probably be one of the first to go. depressing thought.}

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[tanzie miller.]

_{yeah if I become fat from these Oreos then I'll be next, don't worry.}

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[michael washington.]

_{if you became fat you could sacrifice yourself and a lot of your friends could get to safety. remember rule 17 "be a hero."}

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[tanzie miller.]

_{but fatties go first! or my sister and i could end up like wichita and little rock - that'd be a lot of fun.}

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